Be Your Spokesperson As Elmer, Drinking Coffee

About:

Elmer drinks coffee at the rooming house kitchen table and talks about what you want him to talk about. Send in your script and he will try and read it "pretty good." He is from SE Minnesota, not Fargo, which is in North Dakota anyway, so he talks like he does and not the movie.

Getting back to it. He will speak for you. Your products, your love life (be kind), your message to your Mom. He practices Minnesota Nice, so don't send him mean stuff or use a potty mouth. He will try to read what you write, but sometimes he just doesn't get it. Be prepared. He has opinions which he might just add on at the end. 

So, order the gig, write down the words and send them in. Please count them and order a gig extra when they exceed 25 words. Elmer needs you to help him out here. See gig extra for 300 and more words. Ouch on the price. Sorry.

Try not to make it too long or he will just get tired and have to look for a snack. He might just rattle on beyond what you ask for as well.

He always ends his Hwy 61 Filling Station show on youtube by saying, "See you later, alligator." So be prepared. He might say it here. Or not.

You got it? You bet. Now, go for it.

Reviews

Seller's Response:

Awesome to work with! We sent them a mug to use for the video along with the script and everything was perfect!

Seller's Response:

Glad to serve

Seller's Response:

This is our 5th order in 2 weeks, and the 6th in the queue.. seller is perfect.. he knows what he should do to satisfy buyers.. Thanks dr Elmer

Seller's Response:

I am so happy to be part of your launch effort. Thanks

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I WILL be working with this seller again. I was actually surprised at how quick the turnaround was and the personality that was conveyed. Don't hesitate to book this seller for a gig for your business. Well worth the money! Thanks for everything!